Welcome to the home of the $30,000 millionaire. Lay back on your couch you are financing from Furniture Depot, and look closer at your laptop purchased on credit from Computer’s R Us. I am sure we will fit you just fine.

This web site was started by people just like you, junior. Here at 30KDM, we might boast to be the nightshift manager at McDonalds, but we proudly spend like McDonald Trump. Beginning in the early aughts, we started noticing a trend around town where people, seemingly like ourselves, racked up gratuitous tabs and bills around town. After following safely at a two-car distance, we noticed these types parking their leased Audis at quaint studio apartments, cardboard boxes, duplexes etc. Luckily, we lived in the duplex next door and our stalkee wasn’t even curious about our mysterious trench coat.

Long story short, we started this web site and you have already wasted several minutes of your time reading this. Play the games, take the quiz, buy the t-shirt!